Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon
Some objects I have gotten Tumblr ads for in the past week:
- A fairly graphic packer for trans guys
- A set memo from behind the scenes on Battlestar Galactica on eBay for $350
- One single Slim Jim
More:
- Two ad campaigns from rival mayonnaise companies
- “Bratty Cat’s Guide To… Bratting!” with zero explanation for what that means
- An invitation to check the status of my Application for Benefits Eligibility for the state of Illinois, where I do not live
- An ad for TikTok but it’s an old man sitting at a dinner table saying “I’m not really interested in a relationship right now”
- One single Coca Cola
That sounds way more interesting. Tumblr thinks I’m a farmer and I keep getting these ads.
my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen
but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen
thank u little bread stick that made me feel better
this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts
….i just turned 25…hi….life is beautiful………and i’m still dancing
new fav wikipedia page
#Humans will pack-bond with goddamn anything up to and including weather formations
Humans: Isn’t it charming and quaint how our ancestors gave spirits and personalities and godhoods to everything around them. Their primitive, unenlightened eyes must have seen things so differently to us, wise in their own way.
Also humans: That cloud group is named Hector and he likes to hang out at the beach for half of the year.
This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.
I have begun to make little creatures.
An apple farmer and a garlic farmer team up to fight their mutual nemesis, a vampire doctor
Dr. Acula
people have got to stop climbing mount everest like girl we arent supposed to do that stopppp fr stoppppp